Where did it all go wrong for… Oxford’s toilets?

first_imgIn 1379 New College built a cesspit of such epic proportions that it took 300 years worth of students’ waste to fill it. Yet since then the history of Oxford’s sewage has been less… well, just less. Despite the eminent men and women who have frequented Oxford’s facilities over the years, the toilet has not even a footnote in the twisted and tangled history of the town.Oxford’s toilets have served as humble thrones, not only for the cream of British academia, but also for royalty. Yet many a blue plaque adorns the places where Charles I must have relieved himself or where Queen Victoria was probably unamused. Indeed, the toilet which was most recently marked out for royal buttocks, a nice little cubicle done up by Univ in 2004 in preparation for a visit from the Queen and labeled the ‘Queen’s toilet’ (apparently we don’t go in for subtlety much round here), is a rather unassuming specimen. It now serves as the vomiting hole for victims of that ever salubrious game, Edward Ciderhands. It seems that, as the most accessible from the quad, it is also the one easiest to stumble into. Certainly a proud legacy.Perhaps it is unsurprising that Oxford’s toilets are so unsung. What have they really got to recommend them? They’re not old and charming like the buildings, since, let’s be honest, wood panelled plumbing to go along with your wood panelled room would seriously damage its retail value. So what we are stuck with is the bog standard. No-one has to muck out 300 years’ worth of waste anymore, but no-one’s writing home about it either. Has the flush stopped our toilets from leaving their mark in the history books? Or maybe it’s just that there’s no academic eccentric enough to dedicate their life to researching latrines when, let’s face it, bar the odd over-proportioned one, they’re all pretty much the same.But hang on a moment. Why on earth should toilets have any recognition? They’re not exactly novel, they serve a universal and timeless purpose. In fact, they’re not all that interesting; they have a prescribed function and appearance and aside from the odd death from dysentery, illicit and tawdry meeting, or accidental drug overdose, what of interest could happen behind these closed doors? But let’s not digress. This is about toilets, not sex and drugs. I’ve even managed too avoid shit jokes, so no lowering the tone now. Perhaps the odd scandal does occur in Oxford’s toilets; certainly gossip is recorded there, thanks to the all knowing bog sheet. Even this, however, is a dying trend as colleges crack down on these toilet tabloids, labelling them as anti-semitic bullying forums. No great loss for literature; indeed the reading material in Oxford’s toilets leaves a lot to be desired, however intellectual those who graffiti the walls of the English faculty loos think they are. Still, let’s be fair and give our toilets their dues. They’re not all modernized and boring. In the Turf you still have to trek to an outhouse to relieve yourself. It’s a charming design feature I’m sure, but in my opinion it just goes to show how much we would really appreciate it if we did still have historic toilets to match our historic surroundings. I personally refused to pee in the Turf until desperation drove me to it on the third visit. That may just have been me. Nonetheless, it is perhaps better for us all that Oxford’s toilets have remained unimportant in history and thus unimportant to conservation projects.The real truth is that Oxford’s toilets have been marginalized, not because they are unimportant (any social anthropologist will tell you that human patterns of waste disposal are integral to an understanding of their way of life) but because although the British love a good poo joke, they quickly lose their sense of humour when the joke is on them. Oxford’s toilets may have seen the buttocks of many a great man and woman, but few want their activities in these lowly outhouses recorded. Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford during the reign of Elizabeth I, exiled himself for seven years out of sheer embarrassment after he farted in front of the queen. Imagine his chagrin had he been caught with his trousers down on the loo. So Oxford’s toilets are the victim of a very different British character trait: the struggle for propriety. Some things just shouldn’t be mentioned.last_img read more

No minimum price for alcohol

first_imgStuff.co.nz 24 April 2014Minimum pricing on alcohol will not get the green light, Justice Minister Judith Collins says.She said such a policy would “hit moderate drinkers in the pocket”.The Government had signalled it was not keen on the proposal, which is being explored in Britain.Collins waited for a report from Ministry of Justice officials based on a minimum price of between $1 and $1.20 a unit.The report recommended waiting five years while alcohol reforms took effect.Its authors said a minimum price would financially benefit the industry, retailers and suppliers to the tune of $131 million a year and have only a modest effect on harmful consumption.Implementation, enforcement and monitoring would be difficult, and the regime was internationally untested, they said.http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/9975235/No-minimum-price-for-alcoholAlcohol-pricing policy delay slammedStuff.co.nz 26 April 2014Justice Minister Judith Collins’ decision to wait and see on a policy that could significantly reduce alcohol harm has been called election-year cowardice.Minimum alcohol pricing – a scheme focused on cut-price liquor such as cask wine – could save the country an estimated $624 million in alcohol harm over a decade, a Justice Ministry report found.The scheme, already established in Canada and voted through by the Scottish Parliament, sets a base price for alcoholic beverages based on the number of standard drinks per bottle.The Justice Ministry report concluded “overall, any price increase will effectively reduce harmful alcohol consumption and alcohol-related harm”.“A minimum price or excise increase would have some impact on low-risk drinkers, but the savings to society significantly outweigh the lost benefits to consumers.”Despite this, Collins’ summary of the report said “there [was] no compelling evidence that increasing the price of alcohol is the correct approach”.http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/9980069/Alcohol-pricing-policy-delay-slammedlast_img read more

Questions for Baca

first_imgJUST what is Los Angeles County Sheriff Lee Baca up to these days? To hear some members of the county Board of Supervisors tell it, serious financial mischief. Supervisor Zev Yaroslavsky says that in an effort to stave off federal intervention, Baca created 285 phantom positions in the department, then “filled” them by spending massive sums on overtime. The supervisors take issue with such antics, seeing that it’s their job, not Baca’s, to make the budget. And they want to know what, exactly, Baca has done with the extra $250 million they’ve given him over the past three years to address jail problems. It’s a valid question, especially since Baca has repeatedly claimed that he needs a tax hike to hire more deputies. 160Want local news?Sign up for the Localist and stay informed Something went wrong. Please try again.subscribeCongratulations! You’re all set! Yaroslavsky has called for an investigation of the sheriff’s spending, and that seems like a good idea.last_img read more